• loki-cat:

    multipack:

    omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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    your lizard types fast

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    too fast

    (Source: ihaveremade, via bastille)

  • marauders4evr:

    makingtheuniverse:

    striderlicious-booty:

    berndor:

    yellowbrickrose:

    reblog if u understand this inspirational message

    beautiful

    FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES

    wow slow down are you going to be like the moreos guy

    So inspirational

    (Source: ehponine, via westbor0baptistchurch)

  • falloutdweebs:

    Look what I did to my car

    (via bip-bop-bam)

  • africant:

    he tried to be slick smh.

    (Source: best-of-memes, via bastille)

  • bromancing-the-stone:

    feministbatwoman:

    feministbatwoman:

    babybutta:

    lostinjazzieland:

    freshest-tittymilk:

    sourcedumal:

    penniform:

    this dude posted a video of a woman who came up and started twerking and spraying him with a watergun while he was doing his aggressive anti-abortion harassment outside a clinic.  how is this not everywhere on tumblr, she is the greatest person i have ever seen.  the fact he posted it calling her an evil demon/racist murderer is tremendously lacking in self-awareness.  but note he had to disable the votes/comments.

    asking him where the pro-lifers were when black young people are gunned down.  he has no real answer! the verbal abuse he sends toward her is genuinely harrowing, though, fair warning.

    where is she? what is her name? how do i tell her how amazing and brave i think she is?

    ETA: the original where he titled it claiming that she was an “evil demon” was pulled, this new version is courtesy of the benevolent peeingonthethingsyoulove who is most excellent

    This woman is seriously a goddamn saint.

    Fuck yes pro choice Black women.

    That pro life group can take they asses on.

    Spread this like wildfire

    Yes! I love her. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean harass me about my choice.

    Lol anyone note the white lady hauling ass to the clinic tho lol

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

    Oh.
    My.
    God.
    PERSONAL.
    GODDAMN.
    FUCKING.
    HERO.
    "Do you like my water gun?"
    YES I LOVE YOUR WATER GUN. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO BE.

    Also, massive trigger warning for racism, misogyny, harassment, and a bunch of white dudes telling a black woman she’s a racist for supporting abortion. 

    "Salvation these nuts."
    SALVATION THESE NUTS.
    I can’t, y’all. I can’t. She is everything.

    I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER

    (via diamondtwink)

  • burgrs:

    do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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    (via comehomecharlie)

  • nishlo:

    when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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    (via zackisontumblr)

  • surprisebitch:

    dreeeeeaaamingcosmic:

    ohmybrolden:

    crying

    da fuck? Victorious why u little shits be tryin to crash spongebob’s party? Ur gonna be canceled anyway
    harsh

    (Source: elevamy, via bastille)

  • monicalewinsky1996:

    cindymayweather:

    "One fun fact I learned while on the air with Keith Olbermann was that humans on the Internet are scumbags. People say children are cruel, but I was never made fun of as a child or an adult. Suddenly, my disability on the world wide web is fair game. I would look at clips online and see comments like, "Yo, why’s she tweakin?" "Yo, is she retarded?" And my favorite, "Poor Gumby-mouth terrorist. What does she suffer from? We should really pray for her." One commenter even suggested that I add my disability to my credits: screenwriter, comedian, palsy."

    Maysoon Zayid on TEDWomen (x)

    this is SO IMPORTANT I AM YELLING

    (via brownglucose)

  • daqueenbey:

    Beyonce’s albums headers from her official website. 

    (via diamondtwink)