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I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
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Handy.
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If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life.
….dafuq
Yeah I am now strong in the ways of the keyboard… Le sigh I have no life lol
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| Lawyer: | Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes, but she was drunk and passed out. |
| Lawyer: | That's not what I asked. Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes, but she was wearin- |
| Lawyer: | I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes, but- |
| Lawyer: | I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes. |
| Laywer: | Yes, he raped her. |
| Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context. |
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this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her...
omg no really but like one my favourite cast stories is the one I read about Karl stabbing Chris...
sky is so perfect
th is makes me laugh sf hard like he just looks so done with everything oh my god
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot &...
remember when pete got a ticket
Look at that beautiful Wa Lolita Kimono.
Just
Look at
how precious it is.